Dear Noah, we could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, the unicorns.
Kurt: Close your eyes and imagine what life could be like in ten years. You’re sitting in a fantastic office. You’re some kind of successful professional. A lawyer maybe.
Karofsky: Could I be a sports agent?
Kurt: Sure. You’re a big sports agent living in the city of your dreams because you left Lima and never looked back. Your handsome partner comes to visit you in your office and brings along your son. You’re taking the rest of the day off work because you’re taking your son to his first football game. You lean over to your partner and say-
Karofsky: I’m so happy right now
